we are all flawed

watching you on netflix and the main character was like ‘I’d be happier if i was stupider’ and that’s tea

bandtshirt:

when the kratom hits

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Anonymous asked: Hi this is Bethanie from Sephora (I got fired from target for all the blowjobbing) and I just wanted to say, that anon did NOT say it with a wink, they were rude with a 'tude! I am so flipping ticked off the next dick I suck is gonna learn that THIS tart doesn't know the meaning of cruelty free! sending u love and light xo

i love u sm thank you for the humor and light

Anonymous asked: What are you going to school for? And what inspired you to pick it?

i’m a double major in communications and digital media arts

Anonymous asked: I was in Sephora buying some de products and one of the employees was like oh can I help you and I just looked at them and said I know more than you. You've make me a cocky skin care guru and I love it.

LOL cute i hope you said it with a wink tho because we’re not rude to service workers in this house babe!! that’s bandtshirt 101

horrorjapan:

お化けが運転? 霊感タクシー営業中 The Driver is a Ghost? 

Much like Arashiyama’s yurei densha - a train service designed to scare the hell out of kids every August via a yokai makeover - the reikan taxi was a yurei themed taxi service that operated daily throughout the month of August in Osaka prefecture’s Kadoma city.

(via capacity)

daughterhood:

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Going in 2019 as deadeyed as ever

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first thing i did in 2019 was jerk off happy new year homos

who’s gonna be my new years creampie

bandtshirt:

don’t tell anyone but i wanna fuck machine gun kelly

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